Modern Maths: Something Funny!!

We might have learned so many theorems, postulates and axioms and also solved a lot many equations to prove each.These all are the old and traditional one. Here is something funny related to Modern Maths. It seems funny but makes sense. Check once..

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy


Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work


In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

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Funny Stuff: Little Johnny : The Genius

It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called "add to the picture". The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.

The teacher called on James to start things off. James returned to his seat.
The teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.

Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.

Jerry returned to his seat.Kim was called to the board.

Kim returned to her seat.

About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.
The entire class erupted with laughter... the teacher fainted.

Little Johnny had done it again.

Taj Mahal in Agra

The Taj Mahal (pronounced /tɑdʒ məˈhɑl/; Hindi: ताज महल; Persian/Urdu: تاج محل) is a mausoleum located in Agra, India, built by Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan in memory of his favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal.

The Taj Mahal (also "the Taj") is considered the finest example of Mughal architecture, a style that combines elements from Persian, Indian, and Islamic architectural styles. In 1983, the Taj Mahal became a UNESCO World Heritage Site and was cited as "the jewel of Muslim art in India and one of the universally admired masterpieces of the world's heritage."

While the white domed marble mausoleum is its most familiar component, the Taj Mahal is actually an integrated complex of structures. Building began around 1632 and was completed around 1653, and employed thousands of artisans and craftsmen. The construction of the Taj Mahal was entrusted to a board of architects under imperial supervision including Abd ul-Karim Ma'mur Khan, Makramat Khan, and Ustad Ahmad Lahauri. Lahauri is generally considered to be the principal designer.

“Sssssssss don’t disturb” Busy in painting

Sardar Jokes : Funny SMS Jokes

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai toh kia karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke beth jata hoon!

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lagay toh?
Sardar: Toh A/C on kar leta hoon!

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Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.

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Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.

Gangubai: Kaun?
Pappu: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Pappu: Tu Gangubai!

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Michael Jackson is dead

By Online Reporter, 25/06/2009

The world of music mourned one of its brightest stars today with the sudden death of King of Pop Michael Jackson from a suspected heart attack.

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